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    Tongue Twisters in English

    1

    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
    Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

    2

    I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
    Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

    3

    How many boards
    Could the Mongols hoard
    If the Mongol hordes got bored?

    from the comic Calvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson

    4

    How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

    5

    Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.

    by Raymond Weisling

    6

    Denise sees the fleece,
    Denise sees the fleas.
    At least Denise could sneeze
    and feed and freeze the fleas.

    7

    Coy knows pseudonoise codes.

    by Pierre Abbat

    8

    Sheena leads, Sheila needs.

    9

    The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

    10

    Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

    by Meaghan Desbiens

    11

    Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

    12

    Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.

    13

    You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!

    from a Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson

    14

    Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.

    15

    Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

    16

    Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

    17

    I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

    18

    Stupid superstition!

    19

    There was a fisherman named Fisher
    who fished for some fish in a fissure.
    Till a fish with a grin,
    pulled the fisherman in.
    Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

    20

    World Wide Web

    21

    To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
    In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
    Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
    From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
    To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
    In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
    Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
    From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
    A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
    A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
    To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
    And awaiting the sensation
    From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!

    by W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado

    22

    Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

    from a commercial

    23

    If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

    24

    Luke Luck likes lakes.
    Luke's duck likes lakes.
    Luke Luck licks lakes.
    Luck's duck licks lakes.
    Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
    Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

    from Dr. Seuss' Fox in Socks

    25

    Seventy seven benevolent elephants

    harder than it seems

    26

    There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

    27

    Santa's Short Suit Shrunk

    name of a children's book

    28

    I was born on a pirate ship

    Hold your tounge while saying it.

    29

    I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!

    30

    Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.

    31

    In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly Hever 'appen.

    from the film "My Fair Lady"

    32

    One-one was a race horse.
    Two-two was one too.
    One-one won one race.
    Two-two won one too.

    33

    Eleven benevolent elephants

    34

    Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...

    35

    Willy's real rear wheel

    David Bowser in Harrisburg, PA

    36

    If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?

    from Naomi Fletcher's real life

    37

    Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

    38

    Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.

    39

    Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?

    40

    Pirates Private Property

    41

    What a terrible tongue twister,
    what a terrible tongue twister,
    what a terrible tongue twister...

    42

    When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. ...
    continued here

    43

    A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

    by Kitty Morrow

    44

    Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.

    45

    Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.

    46

    Flash message!

    47

    Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.

    48

    Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.

    49

    How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

    50

    How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.

    51

    How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.

    52

    How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.

    53

    Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
    My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
    Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
    Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

    from a song by Carbon Leaf

    54

    Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".

    55

    Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.

    56

    She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?

    57

    Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
    While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
    Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
    Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
    That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

    from Fox in Sox by Dr. Seuss

    58

    Two tried and true tridents

    59

    rudder valve reversals

    the cause of some plane crashes

    60

    Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
    If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.

    61

    How many cans can a cannibal nibble
    if a cannibal can nibble cans?
    As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
    if a cannibal can nibble cans.

    62

    Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.

    63

    Four furious friends fought for the phone.

    64

    Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.

    65

    Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
    Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
    With his bat Bob banged the ball
    Banged it bump against the wall
    But so boldly Bobby banged it
    That he burst his rubber ball
    "Boo!" cried Bobby
    Bad luck ball
    Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
    Now to drown his many troubles
    Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.

    from mid-Willamette Valley theater

    66

    Black background, brown background.

    67

    Why do you cry, Willy?
    Why do you cry?
    Why, Willy?
    Why, Willy?
    Why, Willy? Why?

    68

    Very well, very well, very well ...

    69

    Tie twine to three tree twigs.

    70

    Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.

    71

    Mares eat oats and does eat oats,
    and little lambs eat ivy.
    A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't ewe?

    72

    Three short sword sheaths.

    73

    Caution: Wide Right Turns

    seen on semi-tractor trailers

    74

    Rolling red wagons

    75

    Green glass globes glow greenly.

    76

    Robert Wayne Rutter

    personal name

    77

    I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.

    78

    As I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to be in Arkansas and see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.

    79

    black back bat

    80

    The queen in green screamed.

    81

    How many berries could a bare berry carry,
    if a bare berry could carry berries?
    Well they can't carry berries
    (which could make you very wary)
    but a bare berry carried is more scary!

    82

    What did you have for breakfast?
    - rubber balls and liquor!
    What did you have for lunch?
    - rubber balls and liquor!
    What did you have for dinner?
    - rubber balls and liquor!
    What do you do when your sister comes home?
    - rubber balls and liquor!

    83

    Snap Crackel pop,
    Snap Crackel pop,
    Snap Crackel pop

    84

    Six slimy snails sailed silently.

    85

    I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

    86

    Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.

    87

    Red Buick, blue Buick

    88

    Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.

    by Matt Duchnowski

    89

    He threw three balls.

    90

    The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.

    91

    Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.

    92

    We're real rear wheels.

    93

    Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.

    94

    I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.

    95

    Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.

    96

    On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.

    97

    Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.

    98

    Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.

    99

    How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?

    100

    He threw three free throws.

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    Fresh French fried fly fritters

    102

    Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, ...

    103

    I was born on a pirate ship.

    Say it while holding your tongue.

    104

    2 Y's U R.
    2 Y's U B.
    I C U R.
    2 Y's 4 me!

    105

    Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's.

    106

    Eddie edited it.

    107

    Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
    Spread it thick, say it quick!
    Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
    Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
    Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
    Don't eat with your mouth full!

    108

    Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!

    109

    The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.

    110

    I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop.

    111

    Triple Dickle

    a strong drink

    112

    How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

    113

    Supposed to be pistachio,
    supposed to be pistachio,
    supposed to be pistachio.

    by Diane Estep

    114

    Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.

    from a high school singing class

    115

    Real rock wall, real rock wall, real rock wall

    116

    Argyle Gargoyle

    117

    Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, ...

    personal name

    118

    If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
    buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

    119

    Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.

    120

    Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

    by Pierre Abbat

    121

    Willie's really weary.

    122

    Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!

    by Mistah Twistah, Tony Valuch

    123

    Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.

    by Sharon Johnson

    124

    Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.

    125

    John, where Peter had had "had had", had had "had";
    "had had" had had his master's approval.

    126

    Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.

    127

    Pail of ale aiding ailing Al's travails.

    from India

    128

    Double bubble gum, bubbles double.

    129

    If you can't can any candy can,
    how many candy cans can a candy canner can
    if he can can candy cans ?

    130

    Octopus ocular optics.
    and
    A cat snaps a rat's paxwax.

    by Pierre Abbat

    131

    This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly.

    132

    Salty broccoli, salty broccoli, salty broccoli ....

    133

    I saw Esau kissing Kate.
    I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

    134

    A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.

    135

    Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.

    136

    I eat eel while you peel eel

    137

    Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.

    138

    Casual clothes are provisional for leisurely trips across Asia.

    139

    East Fife Four, Forfar Five

    an actual football result from the Scottish third division

    140

    Roy Wayne
    Roy Rogers
    Roy Rash

    personal names

    141

    11 was a racehorse,
    22 was 12,
    1111 race,
    22112.

    Wunwun was a racehorse, Tutu was one too. Wunwun won one race, Tutu won one too.

    142

    It's not the cough that carries you off,
    it's the coffin they carry you off in!

    143

    She said she should sit.

    144

    Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
    Me me mo mi get me a mole,
    Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
    Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
    Mister kister feet so sweet,
    Mister kister where will I eat !?

    145

    Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
    Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?

    146

    I wish you were a fish in my dish

    147

    She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.

    an actor's vocal warmup for lips and tongue

    148

    The big black bug bit the big black bear,
    but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!

    149

    Dust is a disk's worst enemy.

    150

    I see a sea down by the seashore.
    But which sea do you see down by the seashore?

    151

    Old Mr. Hunt
    had a cuddy punt
    Not a cuddy punt
    but a hunt punt cuddy.

    152

    As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.

    153

    Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.

    154

    I'm not the fig plucker,
    nor the fig plucker's son,
    but I'll pluck figs
    till the fig plucker comes.

    155

    A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
    gradually giving gophers gooey guts.

    156

    Aluminum, linoleum, molybdenum, aluminum, linoleum, molybdenum, aluminum, linoleum, molybdenum

    157

    Thin grippy thick slippery.

    158

    A tree toad loved a she-toad,
    Who lived up in a tree.
    He was a three-toed tree toad,
    But a two-toed toad was she.
    The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
    The two-toed she-toad's heart,
    For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
    That the two-toed tree toad trod.
    But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
    He couldn't please her whim.
    From her tree toad bower,
    With her two-toed power,
    The she-toad vetoed him.

    159

    The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

    160

    If you notice this notice,
    you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

    161

    If you understand, say "understand".
    If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
    But if you understand and say "don't understand".
    how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?

    162

    She sees cheese.

    163

    Brent Spence Bridge
    Clay Wade Bailey Bridge

    places in Ohio

    164

    Chukotko-Kamchatkan

    pertaining to the Siberian people living in Kamchatka

    165

    There those thousand thinkers were thinking
    where did those other three thieves go through.

    166

    Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.

    167

    One smart fellow, he felt smart.
    Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
    Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
    Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
    Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
    Six smart fellows, they felt smart.

    168

    Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.

    169

    I would if I could! But I can't, so I won't!

    170

    But a harder thing still to do.

    What a to do to die today
    At a quarter or two to two.
    A terrible difficult thing to say
    But a harder thing still to do.
    The dragon will come at the beat of the drum
    With a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-to
    At a quarter or two to two today,
    At a quarter or two to two.

    from a college drama class

    171

    Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
    you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.

    172

    Silly sheep weep and sleep.

    173

    Truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, ...

    174

    A turbot's not a burbot, for a turbot's a butt, but a burbot's not.

    175

    I know a boy named Tate
    who dined with his girl at eight eight.
    I'm unable to state what Tate ate at eight eight
    or what Tate's tête à tête ate at eight eight.

    176

    The seething sea ceaseth; thus the seething sea sufficeth us.

    177

    Real weird rear wheels

    by Michael Dworkin and Bill Harvey

    178

    I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

    179

    A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.

    180

    Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
    that is the way you spell New York.

    Chicken in the car and the car can go,
    that is the way you spell Chicago.

    181

    Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.

    182

    Two to two to Toulouse?

    183

    Swatch watch

    184

    Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.

    185

    Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.

    186

    Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood

    187

    I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
    I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
    I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.

    188

    If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?

    189

    We won, we won, we won, we won, ...

    190

    Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.

    by Julia Dicum

    191

    How much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

    192

    How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?

    by Jillian Goetz

    193

    As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
    the greedy ape said as he ate,
    the greener green grapes are,
    the keener keen apes are
    to gobble green grape cakes,
    they're great!

    from Dr. Seuss's O Say Can You Say?

    194

    How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?
    A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.

    195

    Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.

    196

    Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van.

    197

    A fly and flea flew into a flue,
    said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
    'let us fly' said the flea
    said the fly 'shall we flee'
    so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

    198

    How much dew does a dewdrop drop
    If dewdrops do drop dew?
    They do drop, they do
    As do dewdrops drop
    If dewdrops do drop dew.

    199

    If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
    why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.

    200

    Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.

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    But she as far surpasseth Sycorax,
    As great'st does least.

    Caliban describing Miranda's beauty in "The Tempest", by William Shakespeare

    202

    Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread.

    203

    She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz.

    204

    Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?

    205

    Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.

    206

    Mummies make money.

    207

    Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes.

    208

    An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.

    209

    A black bloke's back brake-block broke.

    210

    This is a zither.

    211

    Fresh fried fish,
    Fish fresh fried,
    Fried fish fresh,
    Fish fried fresh.

    212

    There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.

    213

    Really leery, rarely Larry.

    214

    Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.

    215

    Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.

    216

    Her whole right hand really hurts.

    difficult in Brazil

    217

    Come, come,
    Stay calm, stay calm,
    No need for alarm,
    It only hums,
    It doesn't harm.

    218

    Tie a knot, tie a knot.
    Tie a tight, tight knot.
    Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

    219

    Red blood, green blood

    220

    I'm a sheet slitter.
    I slit sheets.
    I'm the sleekest sheet slitter
    that ever slit sheets.

    221

    Busy buzzing bumble bees.

    222

    A lump of red leather, a red leather lump

    223

    Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat.

    224

    I shot the city sheriff.
    I shot the city sheriff.
    I shot the city sheriff.

    225

    A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street.
    "Are you copper-bottoming 'em, man?"
    "No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mam."

    226

    I am not a pheasant plucker,
    I'm a pheasant plucker's son
    but I'll be plucking pheasants
    When the pheasant plucker's gone.

    227

    Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.
    All day long she sits and shines,
    all day long she shines and sits,
    and sits and shines, and shines and sits,
    and sits and shines, and shines and sits.
    Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.

    Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
    All day long he fits and tucks,
    all day long he tucks and fits,
    and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,
    and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.
    Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.

    sung by Ian Mackintosh

    228

    Preshrunk silk shirts.

    229

    Craig Quinn's quick trip to Crabtree Creek.

    230

    Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.

    231

    While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.

    232

    A big black bear sat on a big black bug.

    233

    A bloke's bike back brake block broke.

    234

    Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.

    235

    Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.
    If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
    But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
    So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
    put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
    So 't was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.

    236

    How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?

    237

    Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.

    238

    No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows.

    by the Hofman family

    239

    Freshly fried fresh flesh

    240

    There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from two to two to two, too.

    241

    There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!

    242

    Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?

    243

    She stood on the steps of Burgess's Fish Sauce Shop, mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming him in.

    244

    Swan swam over the sea.
    Swim, swan, swim!
    Swan swam back again.
    Well swum swan!

    245

    Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets.

    246

    She sells sea shells on the sea shore;
    The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
    So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,
    I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.

    247

    You know New York.
    You need New York.
    You know you need unique New York.

    248

    What noise annoys an oyster most?
    A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

    249

    Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

    250

    Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.

    251

    Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.

    252

    She slits the sheet she sits on.

    253

    A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.

    254

    A twister of twists once twisted a twist.
    and the twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist.
    now in twisting this twist,
    if a twist should untwist,
    would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists?

    255

    Red lolly, yellow lolly.

    256

    Mrs Hunt had a country cut front
    in the front of her country cut pettycoat.

    257

    Knapsack strap.

    258

    John, where Molly had had "had", had had "had had". "Had had " had had the teachers approval

    259

    Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

    260

    Great gray goats

    261

    Whether the weather be fine
    or whether the weather be not.
    Whether the weather be cold
    or whether the weather be hot.
    We'll weather the weather
    whether we like it or not.

    262

    Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ...

    263

    The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

    264

    There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.

    265

    How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?

    266

    Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

    267

    If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker
    it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock
    or some joker who is slicker
    is going to trick you of your liquor
    if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

    268

    Clowns grow glowing crowns.

    269

    Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
    imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

    270

    Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers
    Such skill as sewing shirts
    Our shy young sister Suzie shows
    Some soldiers send epistles
    Say they'd rather sleep in thistles
    Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.

    271

    Red leather, yellow leather, ...

    272

    IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF;

    programming language PL/I by Bruce Walker

    273

    Announcement at Victoria Station, London:
    Two to two to Tooting too!

    274

    Richard's wretched ratchet wrench.

    275

    Rugged rubber baby buggy bumpers.

    276

    A box of biscuits,
    a box of mixed biscuits,
    and a biscuit mixer.

    277

    When a doctor doctors a doctor,
    does the doctor doing the doctoring
    doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or
    does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?

    278

    What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly difficult thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come and beat his drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to two today. At a minute or two to two.

    Who is the author?

    279

    If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

    280

    The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!

    281

    She sees seas slapping shores.

    282

    A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.

    by Ray Weisling

    283

    Greek grapes.

    284

    Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw.
    Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.

    285

    Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

    286

    There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich.

    287

    A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.

    288

    Don't trouble trouble, until trouble troubles you! If you trouble trouble, triple trouble troubles you!

    289

    Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

    290

    Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ...

    291

    A smart fella, a fella smart.
    It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart.

    292

    She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter.

    293

    Admidst the mists and coldest frosts,
    With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
    He thrusts his fists against the posts,
    And still insists he sees the ghosts.

    294

    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
    Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
    Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,
    was he?

    295

    Blue glue gun, green glue gun.

    296

    Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, ...

    297

    Mallory's hourly salary.

    298

    I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.

    299

    Don't spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an offspring next spring.

    300

    A flea and a fly in a flue,
    were imprisoned. So what could they do?
    Said the fly, "Let us flee".
    Said the flea, "Let us fly".
    So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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    King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb.
    A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb.
    If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb,
    How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb?

    302

    Five fat friars frying flat fish.

    303

    The bottle of perfume that Willy sent
    was highly displeasing to Millicent.
    Her thanks were so cold
    that they quarreled, I'm told
    o'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent

    304

    Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.

    305

    A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
    but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

    306

    Extinct insects' instincts, extant insects' instincts.

    by Pierre Abbat

    307

    Sweater weather, leather weather.

    308

    One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.

    309

    The big black bug's blood ran blue.

    310

    I am not the pheasant plucker,
    I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
    I am only plucking pheasants
    'cause the pheasant plucker's late.

    311

    Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?

    312

    We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn immoral money.

    by Ray Weisling

    313

    Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, ...

    314

    If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer.....

    Here's an easy game to play.
    Here's an easy thing to say:

    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
    And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
    And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
    Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
    And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
    And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
    then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

    You can't say this? What a shame, sir!
    We'll find you another game, sir.

    If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
    Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
    But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
    That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
    And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
    So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
    Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
    'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

    When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
    And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
    Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom.
    Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

    from the Unix fortune database, attributed to [Dear Guest/Member you can't see link before replyclick here to register] in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup

    315

    Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter.
    Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.

    316

    Ray Rag ran across a rough road.
    Across a rough road Ray Rag ran.
    Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across?

    317

    Elmer Arnold

    personal name

    318

    A Tudor who tooted the flute
    tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
    Said the two to the tutor,
    "Is it harder to toot or
    to tutor two tooters to toot?"

    319

    Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
    Not a punt cut square,
    Just a square cut punt.
    It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
    Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

    320

    Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.

    321

    Thin sticks, thick bricks

    322

    Red lorry, yellow lorry.

    323

    A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.

    324

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck how much a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

    325

    Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill.

    326

    Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.

    327

    A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.

    328

    I thought a thought.
    But the thought I thought
    Wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
    If the thought I thought I thought,
    Had been the thought I thought,
    I wouldn't have thought I thought.

    329

    She sells sea shells on the seashore.
    The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.

    330

    From the programmer's desk:
    She sells cshs by the C shore.

    331

    A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!

    332

    Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum.

    333

    Slick slim slippers sliding south.

    334

    The Leith police dismisseth us
    They thought we sought to stay;
    The Leith police dismisseth us
    They thought we'd stay all day.
    The Leith police dismisseth us,
    We both sighed sighs apiece;
    And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbye
    Were the size of the Leith police.

    335

    Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!

    336

    Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,
    a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.

    337

    The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.

    338

    How much dough would Bob Dole dole
    if Bob Dole could dole dough?
    Bob Dole would dole as much dough
    as Bob Dole could dole,
    if Bob Dole could dole dough.

    339

    People pledging plenty of pennies.

    340

    Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy.

    from a pre-war English music-hall song

    341

    To begin to toboggan,
    first buy a toboggan.
    But don't buy too big a toboggan.
    Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.

    342

    Courtney Dworkin

    personal name

    343

    Switch watch, wrist watch.

    344

    Six thick thistle sticks

    345

    Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
    but Moses supposes erroneously.
    For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses,
    as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

    Donald O'Connor and Gene Kelly in "Singing in the rain"

    346

    I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

    347

    She sells seashells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashore seashells.

    348

    Irish wristwatch

    349

    She had shoulder surgery.

    350

    To put a pipe in byte mode, type PIPE_TYPE_BYTE.

    from the Visual C++ help file.

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    Three Tree Turtles

    Three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters.
    If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters,
    where's the twisters the three tree turtles talked?

    352

    My Friend Gladys

    Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad.
    Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she's glad.
    But the sadness of her sadness,
    and the gladness of her gladness,
    Are nothing like her madness when she's mad!

    353

    I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I?
    You couldn't, unless you could, could you?

    common school kids nonsense, circa 1910

    354

    real rear wheel

    355

    Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,
    A clip drape shipshape tip top sock.
    Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock,
    But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock.
    None of your fantastic slack swap slop
    From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop.
    Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock
    With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock.
    Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock,
    Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sock
    Off a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block.
    Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glop
    Tip me to a tip top grip top sock.

    articulation warmup for actors

    356

    National Sheepshire Sheep Association

    357

    The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.

    358

    The little red lorry went down Limuru road.

    Limuru (Lee-moo-roo) road is a the name of a road in Kenya.

    359

    Flies fly but a fly flies.

    360

    Did Doug dig Dick's garden or did Dick dig Doug's garden?

    by Paul Davies

    361

    If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or what ought to be taught 'er?

    362

    How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.

    363

    Federal Express is now called FedEx.
    When I retire I'll be a FedEx ex.
    But if I'm an officer when I retire, I'll be an ex Fedex Exec.
    Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec's ex.
    If I rejoin FedEx in time, I'd be an ex ex FedEx exec.
    When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec's ex.

    364

    Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch wished?

    by Ann Clark

    365

    Does this shop sport short socks with spots?

    366

    Customer: Do you have soothers?
    Shopkeeper (thinking he had said "scissors"): No, we don't have scissors.
    Customer: Soothers!
    Shopkeeper : No, we don't have scissors or soothers.
    ... scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, ...

    actual conversation in a shop in Canada, recorded by Don Monson

    367

    Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
    All day long he fits and tucks,
    all day long he tucks and fits,
    and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,
    and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.
    Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.

    368

    No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.

    369

    I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why.

    from a Song by Soundgarden named "Somewhere" composed and written by Ben Shepherd

    370

    My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays.

    by Tim McCauley, age 8

    371

    A real rare whale.

    372

    Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to.

    by Pierre Abbat

    373

    Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead.

    374

    I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.

    Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read clearly, without mistakes, in less than 20 seconds (from Coronet Magazine, August 1948).

    375

    Kanta is a masai girl. She can tie a tie and untie a tie. If Kanta can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie?

    376

    I'm a mother pheasant plucker,
    I pluck mother pheasants.
    I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker,
    to ever pluck a mother pheasant. Actually, ...
    I'm Not the pheasant plucker,
    I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
    But I'll stay and pluck the pheasants
    Till the pheasant plucking 's done!

    377

    If you go for a gopher a gopher will go for a gopher hole.

    378

    Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope.

    379

    The chief of the Leith police dismisseth us.

    380

    Fred Threlfall's thirty-five fine threads are finer threads than Fred Threlfall's thirty-five thick threads.

    by Anthony Nichols

    381

    Bug's black blood, Black bug's blood

    382

    Reed Wade Road

    name of a road in Batesville Arkansas

    383

    Jack's nap sack strap snapped.

    384

    I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. I saw Esau; he saw me.

    385

    A quick witted cricket critic.

    386

    Hitchcock Hawk Watch Spots Record Raptors

    Title of an article in the Neola Gazette

    387

    Sure, sir, the ship's sure shipshape, sir.

    388

    The Smothers brothers' father's mother's brothers are
    the Smothers brothers' mother's father's other brothers.

    389

    One Double Dozen Double Damask Dinner Napkins

    Name of a sketch written by Dion Titheradge for a London musical revue and originally performed by Cicely Courtneidge in the early 1930's. The comedienne Bea Lillie performed the sketch in an American film starring Bing Crosby in 1938, and that film's name was "Doctor Rhythm". The sketch became famous and Lillie did perform it on numerous occasions on radio, as well as record it on two 78rpm records.

    390

    The cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out.

    391

    Dear mother,
    give your other udder
    to my other brother.

    392

    Blended baby blue bug's blood blotches.

    made up watching bugs splatter on the windshield ... ugh!

    393

    So, this is the sushi chef?

    Spoken to a friend in a Japanese restaurant on the chef’s return.

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    Furnish Freddie's nursery with forty-four furry Furby Beanie Babies.

    395

    Arnold Palmer, Arnold Palmer, Arnold Palmer, ...

    name of the famous American golfer

    396

    A bitter biting bittern bit a better biting bittern
    And the better biting bittern bit the bitter biting bittern back.
    Said the bitter biting bittern to the better biting bittern
    “I’m a bitter biting bittern bitten back”

    397

    Certified certificates from certified certificate certifiers.

    398

    Imagine, imagining imagining, an imaginary imaginary imaginary menagerie manager, imagining imagining imagining an imaginary imaginary imaginary managerie.

    399

    What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
    Any noise annoys a noisy oyster,
    but a noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster most!

    400

    We need a plan to fan a pan; find a pan to fan, then find a fan to fan the pan, then fan the pan.

    Some Korean students find difficult to pronounce difference between 'f' and 'p'.

    401

    How many snacks could a snack stacker stack,
    if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?

    by Christine Reynolds

    402

    Freddy is ready to roast red roaches.
    Ready for Freddy's roasted red roaches?

    403

    Who washed Washington's white woolen underwear when Washington's washer-woman went west?

    404

    On mules we find two legs behind and two we find before.
    We stand behind before we find what those behind be for.

    405

    Three grey geese
    In a green field grazing,
    Grey were the geese
    And green was the grazing.

    406

    Susie sits shinning silver shoes

    407

    Ralph rakes leaves really, really lousily.

    for Japanese students of English

    408

    Lady Luck dislikes losers.

    for Japanese students of English

    409

    Broken back brake block

    410

    Mumbling, bumbling. Bumbling, mumbling.

    411

    Of all the felt I ever felt I never felt felt that felt like that felt felt.

    412

    They hatch fish at the state fish hatchery and sell hatched fish to the fish stick factory.

    by Kevin Brown

    413

    In pine tar is. In oak none is. In mud eels are. In clay none is.

    If read fast, it sounds like gibberish.

    414

    The sixth sick sheik's sixth sick sheep.

    415

    Thirty-six thick silk threads

    416

    Silly shoe-fly pie fans sell chilly shoe-fly pie pans.

    417

    Kantai can tie a tie. If Kantai can tie a tie,
    why can't I tie a tie like Kantai can tie a tie.

    418

    The two-toed tree toad tried to tread where the three-toed tree toad trod.

    419

    Tricky Tristan tracked a trail of tiny turtles.
    How many tiny turtles did Tricky Tristan track?
    Tricky Tristan tracked twenty two tiny turtles;
    that's how many tiny turtles tricky Tristan tracked.

    420

    Esau Wood saw a wood saw, saw wood, as no wood saw would saw wood. If Esau Wood saw a wood saw, saw wood, as no wood saw would saw wood, where is the wood saw witch would saw wood, as no wood saw would saw wood.

    421

    You're behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons.

    from Harry Potter

    422

    Iranian Uranium

    423

    Giddy kiddy goat,
    Giddy kiddy goat,
    Giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, kiddy goat.

    424

    He wanted to desert his dessert in the desert!

    425

    If a Hottentot tot taught a Hottentot tot to talk before the tot would totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought, or naught, or what ought to be taught the Hottentot tot? If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot be taught by a Hottentot tutor, should the tutor get hot if the Hottentot tot hoots and toots at the Hottentot tutor?

    426

    There was a writer called Wright, he taught his son to write Wright right:
    "It's not right to write Wright 'Rite', please try to write Wright right!"

    427

    Very rare vagrant wader

    a "vagrant wader" is a wading bird that is not typical to a particular region

    428

    Crash Quiche Course

    429

    I broke a brickbat and a brickbat broke me.

    430

    A wooden worm wouldn't be worthy of worship but would he if he wondered and worried about what he would be worthy of if he wasn't wooden?

    by Samy Gosselin

    431

    Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

    432

    Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

    433

    Farrell's features fabulous food 'n' fantastic fountain fantasies for frolicking, fun-filled festive families.

    434

    Who holds Joe's nose when he blows? Joe knows.

    435

    A singly circularly linked list.

    436

    The Final Fixing of the Foolish Fugitive

    Feeling footloose, fancy-free and frisky, this feather-brained fellow finagled his fond father into forking over his fortune. Forthwith, he fled for foreign fields and frittered his farthings feasting fabulously with fair-weather friends. Finally, fleeced by those folly filled fellows and facing famine, he found him-self a feed flinger in a filthy farm-lot. He fain would have filled his frame with foraged food from fodder fragments.

    "Fooey! My father's flunkies fare far fancier," the frazzled fugitive fumed feverishly, frankly facing fact.

    Frustrated from failure and filled with forebodings, he fled for his family. Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly. "Father, I have flunked and fruitlessly forfeited further family favors . . ."

    But the faithful father, forestalling further flinching, frantically flagged his flunkies to fetch forth the finest fatling and fix a feast.

    But the fugitive's fault finding frater, faithfully farming his father's fields for free, frowned at this fickle forgiveness of former falderal. His fury flashed, but fussing was futile.

    His foresighted father figured, "Such filial fidelity is fine, but what forbids fervent festivities? The fugitive is found! Unfurl the flags! With fanfare flaring, let fun, frolic and frivolity flow freely, former failures forgotten and folly forsaken."

    Forgiveness forms a firm foundation for future fortitude.

    (Sir John Hensch of London)

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    Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.

    438

    When I went to Warsaw, I saw a saw that could outsaw any saw that I ever saw. Now, if you go to Warsaw and see a saw that could outsaw the saw I saw, I'd like to see your saw saw.

    439

    If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice,
    I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.

    by Karen and Alyse Ferry

    440

    Six Czech cricket critics

    441

    Rubber Berber Gerber™ Burger

    An ersatz North African taste treat ...

    442

    Lucid Lou slued loose the sluice that slew the slough.

    443

    In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen.

    from My Fair Lady the musical based upon George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion

    444

    Thomas Tattamus took two T's to tie two tots to two tall trees.

    445

    Hercules, a hardy hunter, hunted a hare in the Hampshire Hills. Hit him on the head with a hard, hard hammer and he howled horribly!

    446

    Frank's fisher fishes on Friday for Frank's Friday fresh fried fish-fest.

    by Steven Combs

    447

    I saw a saw in Warsaw. Of all the saws I ever saw I never saw a saw that could saw, like the saw I saw in Warsaw.

    448

    Dick had a dog,
    the dog dug,
    the dog dug deep,
    how deep did Dick's dog dig?

    Dick had a duck,
    the duck dived,
    the duck dived deep,
    how deep did Dick's duck dive?

    Dick's duck dived as deep as Dick's dog dug!

    by Alexandra Hunt (11 years old)

    449

    It's a nice night for a white rice fight.

    450

    If a fella met a fella in a field of fitches
    Can a fella tell a fella where a fella itches?

    451

    I feel a feel a funny feel a funny feel feel I,
    If I feel a funny feel a funny feel feel I.

    452

    Never trust
    a sloppy crust,
    a squally gust,
    ships that rust,
    or girls with lust.

    But if you must,
    you may trust
    to go bust,
    and back to dust,
    which serves you just.

    on board of a Victory Ship in the 1940s

    453

    A sad story about Nobody

    This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody, when Nobody did, what Anybody could have done.

    454

    Mr Knott and Mr Watt on the Phone

    Hello?
    Who's calling?
    Watt.
    What's your name?
    Watt's my name.
    Yes, what is your name?
    My name is John Watt.
    John what?
    Yes.

    ... I'll call on you this afternoon.

    All right, are you Jones?
    No, I'm Knott.
    Will you tell me your name, then?
    Will Knott.
    Why not?
    My name is Knott.
    Not what?
    Not Watt. Knott.
    What?

    455

    Round brown bread

    the Indian bread "Roti"

    456

    grip glue, grip glue, grip glue, ...

    457

    Bob's pop-up blocker blocks Bob's pop-ups.

    458

    Chill, Shake, Serve, ...

    459

    M. R. Ducks
    M.R. not Ducks
    O. S. M. R.
    L. I'll B.
    M. R. Ducks!

    460

    How much cash could a sasquatch stash if a sasquatch could stash cash?

    by Janet Cashman-Shipman and family

    461

    A cunning young canner from Canning
    Once observed to his granny,
    "A canner can can
    a lot of things gran,
    But a canner can't can a can, can he?"

    462

    How many ducks could a duck duct-tape, if a duck could duct-tape ducks?

    463

    Bad dead bed-bugs bleed bug blood.

    by Mimi Routh

    464

    Upper roller, lower roller,
    upper roller, lower roller,
    upper roller, lower roller, ...

    465

    Bill had a billboard, Bill also had a board bill. The billboard bored Bill so Bill sold the billboard to pay for the board bill.

    466

    Washington's wash woman washed Washington's wash while Washington's wife went west.

    467

    Faith's face cloth, Faith's face cloth, Faith's face cloth, ...

    by Monica Holmes-Lauder

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    Deer, deer, oh dear, oh dear,
    your career as a deer is over here
    no, no, oh no, although
    your career as a skellytun's begun.

    The Roadkill Song

    469

    The sixth sick Sikh's sixth sheep is sick.

    470

    Click, clap, pluck, ...

    471

    Mister Twister's tongue twisters, ...

    472

    Hum-min-a, Hum-min-a, Hum-min-a, ...

    sometimes said by Jackie Gleason in "The Honeymooners"

    473

    Mud bug, mud bug, mud bug, ...

    474

    Polish it in the corner. Polish it in the corner. Polish it in the corner. ...

    475

    I gratefully gazed at the gracefully grazing gazelles.

    476

    Really very weary, really very weary, really very weary, ...

    477

    The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep 's sick.

    variation of the famous tongue twister

    478

    Thrushcross Grange

    the name of the Linton's house in "Wuthering Heights" by Emily Brontë

    479

    Six sticky skeletons, six sticky skeletons, six sticky skeletons, ...

    480

    Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore
    For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose
    And she’s not so sure of what she should be selling
    Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes

    Danny Kaye song, arround 1930

    481

    A canner exceedingly canny,
    One morning remarked to his granny,
    A canner can can,
    Anything that he can,
    But a canner can't can a can; can he?

    İ Win Ivin

    482

    She sat upon a balcony, inimicably mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming him in.

    483

    I can't believe that "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" is actually a butter that I can't believe is not butter.

    "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" is a butter substitute produced by Becel/Flora/Promise, a subsidiary of Unilever.

    484

    You name it, we claim it. If we can't get it, we'll send you to get it. If we can't send you to get it, forgit it. Who's got it, if we don't got it?

    from the 1960's

    485

    If your Bob doesnt give our Bob that bob that your Bob owes our Bob, our Bob will give your Bob a bob in the eye.

    486

    V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
    [carves V into poster on wall]
    V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
    [giggles]
    V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

    from the screenplay of the movie "V for Vendetta", at the beginning, when V meets Evie for the first time

    487

    chip shop chips

    488

    Velvet Revolver
    Velvet Revolver
    Velvet Revolver
    ...

    489

    Shine my city shoes!

    repeat really fast

    490

    Sniff Sesh! Sniff Sesh! Sniff Sesh!

    a dog sniffing a blanket

    491

    The Knight said, "He's", with niceties, "some nights a tease or nice at ease on nice settees".

    492

    How much snus could a moose on the loose use
    if a moose on the loose could use loose snus?

    493

    Black Rock Brain Lock

    494

    Which Witch snitched the Snitch Witch?
    Or did the Snitch Witch snitch the Witch?
    If the Snitch Witch snitched the Witch
    then which Witch did the Snitch Witch snitch?

    by Emily Green

    495

    A maid named Lady Marmalade
    made mainly lard and lemonade.
    M'lady lamely never made
    a well-named, labelled marmalade.

    496

    Theodore Thistle threw three thorny thistles.
    How many thorny thistles did Theodore Thistle throw?

    497

    Silly Sally Shouldnort shaved sheep she should show soon so selling sheep shaved showed she shouldn't show shaved sheep so soon.

    by James Norton

    498

    Cracker rapper, cracker rapper, cracker rapper, ...

    by Kazia Sarpola

    499

    Lenny Lou leopard led leprechauns leaping like lemmings.

    by Brian & Grace McKeon

    500

    loyal royal lawyer

    501

    Darn dawn dog gone!

    The sometimes annoying pet canine is not at home this morning.

    502

    Free Ritz wristwatch.
    Try saying Ritz wristwatch 5 times fast!

    from the back of a Ritz cracker box

    503

    Six slick, slim, slender saplings.

    504

    Tell a tall tale of a tall tailed dog, that told Tim it tap a tall ale and thump the top of Tim's tomb.

    505

    Old lady Hunt had a cuzzy Funt not a cuzzy Funt but a Hunt Funt cuzzy.

    506

    How much juice does a fruit juice producer produce when a fruit juice producer produces fruit juice? We can deduce a fruit juice produces as much juice as a fruit juice produce can seduce from the fruit that produces juice.

    507

    They think that their teeth get thinner at times they want to taste thick meat.

    508

    Three tired tigers try to throw three trees.

    509

    I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

    510

    Ken can ken that Ken's kin can ken Ken's kin's ken.

    511

    The sixth shack's sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep 's sick.

    512

    Which Swiss witch switched the Swiss wristwatches?

    by Marnie Singer

    513

    Cook "Cookie" Turk took Kookie Kirk a turkey cookie.

    by Marnie Singer

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    How many tow trucks could a tow truck tow if a tow truck could tow tow trucks.

    by Cheyenne Perry (age 10)

    515

    I miss my Swiss miss.
    My Swiss miss misses me.

    516

    Now the trees are all groaning in growling, rough gales
    That with thuds and hoarse roaring roll raging around!
    Such leaf-rousing, branch-ruining, ripping, raw wails,
    Such a terrible, thrashing and tree-wrecking sound!

    by Mark Scrivener

    517

    Slinking, sliding, slithering slyly,
    Swiftly slipping through the grasses shyly,
    Silent but for swish and hiss
    Is the sinuous snake's leglessness.

    by Mark Scrivener

    518

    Corythosaurus bit the gory esophagus of the dillapitated Dilophosaurus who lived in the sorest of forests with the whacky pachy-rinosaurus and the ceratosaurus, but the most poorest and mourish panoplosaurus called Wang sang and rang chorus with the lurdusaurus and the brachiosaurus who was dying of staphylococus-aureas.

    by Henry Dyne and Georgie Warden

    519

    How much squash could a sasquatch squish, if a sasquatch could squish squash?

    520

    fresh fish and fried prawns

    521

    She thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of her thumb.

    522

    It dawned on Don at dawn.

    523

    A snake sneaks to seek a snack.

    524

    A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym.

    525

    Great Gate Crasher

    From a personal experience at a friend's party ...

    526

    Sister Susie's sewing shirts for soldiers,
    Such saucy soft short shirts for soldiers sister Susie sews,
    Some soldiers send epistles say they'd sooner sleep on thistles,
    Than those saucy soft short shirts for soldiers,
    Sister Susie sews.

    527

    How many rats would the ruskies roast if the ruskies could roast rats?
    How many cats would a caddie catch if a caddie could catch cats?

    528

    Rural ruler

    529

    Swift shift

    530

    An illusory vision is a visionary illusion. Is it?

    531

    In shoulder surgery some surgeons sew soldiers' shoulders.

    by a rehabilitation medical doctor

    532

    Midget minute, midget minute, midget minute, ...

    533

    Willy's wooden whistle wouldn't whistle when Willy went wild.

    534

    Wilson Winston winced whilst he minced a squinting prince.

    co-written by Charles C. Canoll IV and Megan L. Luke

    535

    If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

    536

    I thought the haughty Professor Tortoise taught ontology, but the naughty Tortoise taught us tautology.

    by Dachlan Cartwright

    537

    Grandma Gabby Grammer grabbed a gram of gummy goulash. If Grandma Gabby Grammer grabbed a gram of gummy goulash, How many grams of gummy goulash did Grandma Gabby Grammer grab?

    538

    "He thrusts his fists against the posts,
    and still insists he sees the ghosts."

    from "It" by Stephen King submitted by Ted Scheck

    539

    Thrifty Theophilus, the theocratic thistle sifter, thrice thrust three thousand thistles through the slick thick of his softly throbbing thumb.

    540

    What's a synonym for cinnamon or is cinnamon synonym-less?

    541

    Dimensional analysis

    542

    Friskies frisbee

    My friend got a frisbee with the "Friskies"-logo on it

    543

    Hulk Hawk is hulking the hawk, Hawk Hulk is hawking Hulk ... Hawk hugs the hedgehog

    by Alexander from Russian (10 years old)

    544

    Rather Ruth's writhings than Roth's wrath.

    by David Philips

    545

    The third time the three three-toed tree toads tried tying their toes together, the third three-toed tree toad tied the two three-toed tree toads toes to the third toads toes. Then the two tied three-toed tree toads told the third three-toed tree toad that tying their toes together thrilled them to their toe tips.

    from a high school English class many years ago

    546

    Darla's dollars

    547

    I see he sees high seas she sees.

    Minsea and Youngsea made this together in their English class

    548

    I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.

    549

    My back black brake blocks are broken.

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